I, myself, have a draw full of them

Today is Lost Sock Memorial Day, the day that we take a moment out of our busy lives to mourn the lost of a sock while we do the laundry.

After a proper amount of time; stop hoping it will appear to reunite with its mate. Focus on the only healthy choices before you: Throw out the mate-less socks or have fun with them.

(Please note, the fun you have with you sock is solely between you and your maker – no judgments.)